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From
flea to whale there’s one common driving force – the craving for sex. Indeed
hamsters are so randy they often have sex seventy-five times a day. We may
criticise pigs for their poor hygiene but when it comes to fucking they sure
take home the bacon – having orgasms that last a cock-boggling thirty minutes!
Even lowly banana slugs have shagging sessions lasting thirty hours – mind you
instead of having a post coitus cigarette they chew off their mate’s sex organs!
However
for most men the urge to find a mate and have sex is delicately
counterbalanced by the overwhelming desire to sit on the couch watching
telly while eating burgers and downing copious amounts of lager. So, if
this describes you, this book is the perfect read. It will tell you
everything you need to know about sex from ‘easy ways to meet chicks’ to
‘how to have unforgettable sex with sheep’ – and will show you how to do
it all with the very minimum of effort. So, crack open another six pack,
lie back comfortably and be prepared to be sexucated.
Warning: There is no conclusive evidence that sexually transmitted
diseases can be caught by reading about sex. However we must caution you
that the feel-good factor from laughing at this book will cause you to
jump into bed with the very first slut you meet. We therefore advice you
to take precautions – give a false name.
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